I'm unemployed

And they still want money from me. In my email:

Think about the time you spent at the University of Chicago.

Think of the all the classes and discussions, problem sets and papers, all the Thai food and stuffed pizza, the sun on the Point and the ice on the quads.

Then think of all the people you met at Chicago. Bet you’re glad to have gone to a college where you could be surrounded by smart, thoughtful, and, yes, occasionally geeky people.

Be one of every four young alumni—that’s 2,356 graduates of the College since 2000—who give back to the University of Chicago this year and tell the world how much you not only appreciate the rigorous education you received, but appreciate all things chicago. Make your gift today.

Fuck off.