Who needs pitchers?

The World Series is starting tomorrow. And as you might have guessed when first you heard that the Phillies would face the Yankees:

In the latter scenario the series could feature three matchups between [Cliff] Lee and CC Sabathia, which would probably make Indians general manager Mark Shapiro's head explode.

And many other heads in the city, I would guess.

But in other news: Go Cavs! First game of the season coming up in a few minutes. And now an abridged word from the Presidents of the United States: